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1982
Week 19
WEEK ENDING 8TH MAY 1982


TOP 40 SINGLES

TW ....... LW .......   .......  
1   1   Paul McCartney & Stevie Wonder   Ebony And Ivory
2   4   England World Cup Squad   This Time (We'll Get It Right)
3   13   PHD   I Won't Let You Down
4   17   Joan Jett & The Blackhearts   I Love Rock 'N' Roll
5   5   Bananarama with Funboy Three   Really Saying Something
6   2   Bardo   One Step Further
7   3   Pigbag   Papa's Got A Brand New Pigbag
8   NEW   Nicole   A Little Peace
9   7   Shalamar   I Can Make You Feel Good
10   9   Haircut 100   Fantastic Day
11   6   Shakin' Stevens   Shirley
12   16   Monsoon   Ever So Lonely
13   24   Scotland World Cup Squad   We Have A Dream
14   31   Yazoo   Only You
15   19   Simple Minds   Promised You A Miracle
16   18   Kim Wilde   View From A Bridge
17   22   Spandau Ballet   Instinction
18   26   Hot Chocolate   Girl Crazy
19   10   Elton John   Blue Eyes
20   8   Dollar   Give Me Back My Heart
21   34   Rocky Sharpe & The Replays   Shout Shout (Knock Yourself Out)
22   12   Chas And Dave   Ain't No Pleasing You
23   35   Barry Manilow   Stay
24   15   Shakatak   Night Birds
25   33   Queen   Body Language
26   11   Bucks Fizz   My Camera Never Lies
27   37   Patrice Rushen   Forget Me Nots
28   14   Roxy Music   More Than This
29   28   David Bowie   Cat People (Putting Out Fire)
30   NEW   Tottenham Hotspur F.A. Cup Final Squad   Tottenham Tottenham
31   NEW   Junior   Mama Used To Say
32   NEW   Tight Fit   Fantasy Island
33   29   J Geils Band   Freeze Frame
34   NEW   Depeche Mode   The Meaning Of Love
35   NEW   Associates   Club Country
36   36   Stutz Bear Cats & The Denis King Orchestra   The Song That I Sing
37   32   Daryl Hall & John Oates   Private Eyes
38   20   Status Quo   Dear John
39   NEW   Blondie   Island Of Lost Souls
40   38   Sharon Brown   I Specialise In Love


1   Paul McCartney & Stevie Wonder   Ebony And Ivory
Using the black and white keys of a piano to symbolise different races of people was a pretty neat idea at the time. Nothing complicated about this song at all and there didn't need to be. A well written and performed song which deserved it's three weeks on top.

Funny thing is, much of it was lost on people in my area of the world. This is because there were very few Black people in North Wales (hell, they don't even like the English, so how can you expect to find a black community there). But we did have one black friend who used to hang around with us, a great lad named Phidel. This song will always remind me of him.


2  

England World Cup Squad

  This Time (We'll Get It Right)
Early World Cup single, but the first from England since 1970 when "Back Home" had gone all the way to number one. On the other hand, some of the individuals in this squad had featured in the chart before. This includes some of the Tottenham, Nottingham Forest and Liverpool contingent, as well as Kevin Keegan who'd had a solo hit in 1979. I think that this was actually billed as a double 'A' side with the re-write of an airline jingle "We'll Fly The Flag" on the flip. "This Time" was ok as far as football songs go, and it stopped just one place short of giving them another number one. As for the World Cup campaign, well, they didn't lose. They were knocked out of the competition at the second phase without being beaten (not even on penalties). There was a strange system in place for that tournament in which the second phase consisted of four groups of three teams. England drew both of those matches and so returned home undefeated.


3  

PhD

  I Won't Let You Down
This was their only hit, but a brilliant song, with an amusing video that peaked at number three. The vocalist on this hit was Jim Diamond who was to later have solo success with "I Should Have Known Better" & "Hi Ho Silver".


4  

Joan Jett & The Blackhearts

  I Love Rock 'N' Roll
Joan Jett And The Blackhearts were having their first and only UK hit with "I Love Rock And Roll", and peaked at number four. This song was one that I'd heard many years before. The Arrows had two UK hits in 74/75, and someone thought that was good enough to give them their own TV show. They performed this song on that show (they could have performed it every week, I can't remember) which was broadcast weekly around 1976. On the strength of this hit, Joan and the boys were second on the bill when Queen played Elland Road Leeds at this time (can you believe Heart were bottom of the bill, behind Teardrop Explodes ?). They played the hit, Crimson And Clover, and a couple of Gary Glitter songs. I can't remember whether she sang any Suzi Quatro songs. I think she did, but that could be because she sounded so like Suzi, that they would have fitted in perfectly.


5  

Bananarama with Fun Boy Three

  Really Saying Something
I bought the twelve inch of this, but soon got fed up of it. It was a cover of a Motown recording by either Martha Reeves or the Marvelettes (can't recall which). If I remember correctly, the B side was called something like "Give Us Back Our Cheap Fares". It reached number five for them.


6  

Bardo

  One Step Further
Serial 'Eurovision Song Contest' haters would naturally not have a good word to say about this one. But it wasn't bad as these things go, and the echo effect near the end was a nice touch. They were a male and female duo, and she had previously been a member of Prima Donna, who had represented the UK in the 1980 Euro Song Contest only finishing seventh. But it quickly reached number two in the chart before dropping like a hot brick. It spent just six weeks in the chart, an extraordinary short spell for a number two peaking single.


7  

Pigbag

  Papa's Got A Brand New Pigbag
I don't know why it was called that, but it was a brassy instrumental that seemed to capture the imagination of the public and reached number three. A cover by Perfecto Allstarz was renamed "Reach Out" and hit number six in 1995.


8  

Nicole

  A Little Peace

This was the German winner of the 1982 Eurovision Song Contest, "A Little Peace" by Nicole. It spent two weeks at number one, and was the 500th single to reach number one in the UK. I remember a follow up titled "Give Me More Time" that was on a Ktel compilation I bought called 'Chart Heat', but she never made the top 40 again. But, when channel surfing in the late 90s, I caught her performing on a German TV show, so she's still around.


9  

Shalamar

  I Can Make You Feel Good
They could do just that with their snappy disco records. But I didn't find this as good as most of the other singles they'd released during the previous five years. Yet,this was the first of four to make the top ten in just over 12 months and reached number seven. A lot of the credit for this has to be given to their Top Of The Pops appearances in which Jeffrey Daniel showed off his dancing to a massive TV audience at what must have been the summit of TOTP's popularity. Only long running soap Coronation Street was watched by more people.


10  

Haircut 100

  Fantastic Day
Not as strong as "Love Plus One", but still good catchy pop music all the same. It reached number nine.


11  

Shakin' Stevens

  Shirley
I thouht "Oh Julie" was bad, but this was even worse. I had an initial fear that it would give Shaky a fourth number one, especially when it jumped from it's number 22 debut position to number six. But it then surprisingly dropped to number eleven and only spent a total of five weeks in the forty.


12  

Monsoon

  Ever So Lonely
Nice Eastern influenced thing set to an eighties dance beat that may have been described as fairly original by some. But I couldn't help thinking about the Beatles 'Eastern' music when I listened to it. By sheer coincidence, Monsoon later covered the Beatles song "Tomorrow Never Knows", but "Ever So Lonely" was their only hit reaching number 12.

In early 2002, the singer Sheila (something) appeared on what we used to commonly refer to as a cover version, but it's difficult to distinguish the difference between a cover version, a song containing a sample of another song, A re-recording and a song that just happens to sound like another. Anyway, I think that whatever it was made the top ten and Sheila appeared on the once great TOTP.


13  

Scotland World Cup Squad

  We Have A Dream
The Scotland World Cup Squad (featuring B.A. Robertson) peaked at number five with this. Very different for a football song as I recall (something about howling winds I think), but not one that comes easily to mind twenty years down the road. This was of course the year of the World Cup in Spain. For the record, England returned home unbeaten but not Champions, while Scotland were left dreaming again as they made their usual first round exit. Northern Ireland reached the second phase (beating Spain on the way), and their single failed to chart.


14  

Yazoo

  Only You
Yazoo hit number two with this debut hit. Yazoo were of course Alison Moyet and Vince Clarke. It was the first ever hit of Alison Moyet's career, but not so for Vince. Vince had been a member of Depeche Mode for their first two top forty hits ("New Life" & "Just Can't Get Enough"). For some 18 months, this song was associated with it's original hitmakers. But since December 1983, most would associate it with the Flying Pickets who took their a'capella version to number one.


15  

Simple Minds

  Promised You A Miracle
After years of trying, Simple Minds were finally having their first hit with the exciting "Promised You A Miracle" and peaked at number 13. The other two 1982 singles from them were also good, but afterwards they tried to sound like U2 (and became quite boring save for the occasional single).


16  

Kim Wilde

  View From A Bridge
Great hook to this one, and Kim was finally letting us have a good look at her legs in the video. So a number one looked quite possible. But despite it's early promise, it became her lowest charting single to dat by stalling at number 16. But it was four and a half years later before she charted higher.


17  

Spandau Ballet

  Instinction
After a great start to their career with four top 20 hits including two top five with their first four releases, Spandau Ballet must have thought it was the beginning of the end when "Paint Me Down" had struggled to number 30, then "She Loved Like Diamond" failed to hit the top 40 at all. In what could have been a last ditch attempt by Chrysalis records, "Instinction" was the fourth single to be pulled from the 'Diamond' album. The gamble paid off as it soared to number ten and became the first of eleven consecutive top 20 hits for the band. Personally, I thought that it was very ordinary compared to what had been and what was to come.


18  

Hot Chocolate

  Girl Crazy
Hot Chocolate reached number seven with their first top twenty hit for almost two years. Again, their Top Of The Pops performance sticks in the mind. It was of course a typically cheeky performance from Errol and the boys in which they enlisted many girl dancers in varied stages of undress.


19   Elton John   Blue Eyes
Another one that I didn't find particularly exciting, another plodder. But it did give Elton his first major hit in over three years by reaching number eight.


20   Dollar   Give Me Back My Heart
Change of tempo from Dollar and a job well done, another great single. It was the third of their singles to peak at their highest ever position of number four, and their last top ten hit for almost six years.


21   Rocky Sharpe & The Replays   Shout Shout (Knock Yourself Out)
Rocky Sharpe And The Replays were having their third and last hit. Their songs were not gifted with the best of lyrics. Their biggest hit held the immortal line "I know a girl, her name is Rama Lama Ding Dong" ! This one was called (and repeatedly sung) "Shout Shout Knock Yourself Out !" To be taken at face value, a fun song, reached number 19.


22  

Chas And Dave

  Ain't No Pleasing You
There was actually, this was quite pleasant on the ears, especially after the way most of their previous efforts had assaulted my ears. You can imagine someone singing it in a pub (very badly), but it wasn't like their previous East End singalong ditties. A deserved number two hit.


23   Barry Manilow   Stay
I'm not one of these people who slag off Barry Manilow for no reason. In fact, most of what he's done is quite enjoyable when in an easy listening mood. But I have to say that I wasn't very keen on this one, neither the studio or live version. It peaked at number 23.


24  

Shakatak

  Night Birds
Another extremely pleasant tune that eventually became enhanced by the vocals of Jill Sawyard and the other UK Slut. They all sounded the same of course, but that didn't seem to be a problem when it came to Shakatak. If it charted again now, it would be a breath of fresh air. Number Nine peak.


25  

Queen

  Body Language
Queen carrying on with what they touched on 1980's 'The Game' album with a very dance orientated album 'Hot Space'. I wasn't too sure about it at the time, but as time has progressed, the album has aged well. I find it highly enjoyable today. This was the first single, it received mixed reviews, the video was banned and it only made number 25. The beginning of this track was not unlike the beginning of Change's 1980 hit "Searching". While the B side was not unlike John Lennon's "Love". Though it was titled "Life Is Real (Song For Lennon)".


26  

Bucks Fizz

  My Camera Never Lies
The third number one from five releases by Bucks Fizz. I'd really began to warm to these after not being very enthusiastic about their first two singles. There were comparisons with Abba, but, during this time, BF were actually releasing better singles than Abba were. I know that there won't be many out there in internet land sharing my feelings on this, but, Yes, I think that Bucks Fizz were ok really. And, there's a hell of a lot of people in the real world who'd agree with me on that.


27  

Patrice Rushen

  Forget Me Nots
Patrice Rushen made number eight with "Forget Me Nots". Patrice had released a big disco hit titled "Haven't You Heard" in 1980, but it had failed to cross over into the national chart. I preferred it to this one, but this was still quite good. Most of the younger music fans would have known "Forget Me Nots" from the sample that was featured in George Michael's huge 1996 hit "Fast Love" even before Will Smith decided that it would work for him too with "Men In Black". Regular readers will know what I'm thinking, so I'll refrain from commenting on that


28  

Roxy Music

  More Than This
Personally, I found this to be a very disappointing single compared to the singles that came from the "Flesh And Blood" and album. It just tended to plod along, not getting anywhere, and then end. It reached number six and was the last time they featured in the top ten. It isn't a song that I would have expected anyone to cover. But a woman calling herself Emmie recorded it towards the end of 1998, performed it on some New Year's Eve show, and then hit the chart peaking at number five in early 1999.


29   David Bowie   Cat People (Putting Out Fire)
Just five weeks after the debut of his previous hit "Baal's Hymn", David entered the chart with this theme from the remake of "Cat People". It was of course on a different record label (MCA), but there was no danger of Bowie overkill anyway. While the previous hit had only reached 29 and spent only three weeks in the 40, this one spent five weeks on the chart reaching number 26. He did a different version of this song for the 'Let's Dance' album the following year, but it wasn't as good as this one.


30  

Tottenham Hotspur F.A. Cup Final Squad

  Tottenham Tottenham
Hate the club, hate their records, especially hate the fact that the cheating sods went and won the cup again in 1991. I like Arsenal winning the league because it upsets this lot. Number 19.


31   Junior   Mama Used To Say
Junior peaked at number seven with another one of those heavily airplayed singles of that summer. In fact, "Mama Used To Say" received a lot of airplay for a number of years afterwards. I particularly remember Radio One's Steve Wright still playing it quite regularly in 1984. Well, I suppose it was a good track after all.


32  

Tight Fit

  Fantasy Island
A peak of number five for Tight Fit with "Fantasy Island". Strange how just as the popularity of Abba was finally diminishing, that one of the most airplayed songs of that summer sounded just like them. Tight Fit were comprised of male model type 'Steve Grant' and two young women who were more physically attractive than the Abba women. They looked to have a great career ahead of them. They had previously hit with two medleys in 1981 (probably not sang by them on the actual record, but session musicians). It was surprising when they hit again in early 82 with a cover of "The Lion Sleeps Tonight", even more so when they hit number one with it. There were again rumours about whether it was them at all, the biggest being that Steve didn't do the vocals. "Fantasy Island" was the only one without such rumours, but it stood up on it's own as a brilliant pop record. Sadly, it was to be their last hit, as the follow up "Secret Heart" stalled at number 41 three months later. I don't know what happened to the women, but the last I heard of Steve Grant, he was the live in lover of Eartha Kitt (she must have liked his cha cha heels ! )


33  

J Geils Band

  Freeze Frame
I much preferred this to their biggest hit, the number three peaking "Centrefold". But not many others seemed to feel the same as it crashed after reaching number 27. The video was hardly one to draw attention this time though, it was just a bit of jumping around and splashing paint.


34  

Depeche Mode

  The Meaning Of Love
Depeche Mode made number twelve with this. It was quite different to their previous singles, but the smallest of their hits so far. At this point I thought what they were doing was ok, but not enough to rush out and buy their latest album. But in the summer of 1997, I rediscovered this bands '80s work thanks to the recommendation of a friend called Shawn Champagne. I went out bought all the albums that I didn't already have in the space of a few weeks. Quite ironic though that I bought 'Black Celebration' containing the lyric "Princess Di is wearing a new dress" less than 12 hours before she died.


35  

Associates

  Club Country
The Associates peakedat number 13 with this second hit. It wasn't as big as their first "Party Fears Two", but it was still pretty impressive for a band with Billy McKenzie as a vocalist. Incidentally, when commenting on "Party Fears Two", I claimed that Billy couldn't sing. I was wrong, I had forgotten about 1985's "Take Me To The Girl", his vocals were excellent on that track.

While I don't like the song "Country Club" (almost makes me physically sick actually), the title does give me a 'good feeling'. Between 1980 & 1982 I used to frequent a certain nightclub. I can't remember the name of the club, but it was in the countryside, a long way from anywhere. Some called it the 'Erbistock Club' (because that's where it was), but most of us called it 'The Country Club'. It was just like (most of) the music of the time, GREAT.


36  

Stutz Bearcats & The Denis King Orchestra

  The Song That I Sing (Theme From 'We'll Meet Again')
Can't remember it too well, but something in my head tells me that it was the kind of thing that used to be heard in BBC's 'The Good Old Days' on a Friday night. I was glad that it wasn't the massive hit it could so easily have been. Two weeks at number 36 were all it managed.


37   Daryl Hall & John Oates   Private Eyes
A big American number one, but Hall 'N' Oates were still finding their feet over here, having only recently enjoyed their first top ten hit. This one reached a disappointing number 32.


38  

Status Quo

  Dear John
The most disappointing Quo single since, well, ever really, I'd liked all their previous ones more than this number ten peaking effort. But the parent album '1982' was also extremely disappointing.


39  

Blondie

  Island Of Lost Souls
WHY ????????????

Almost 18 months waiting for a Blondie single and we get this one. It was really bad and the video was embarrassing to watch (why would any woman wear red tights while strolling around a sunny island , much less an international sex symbol ?).

It was their last new top twenty hit for almost 17 years and peaked at number 11. It was taken from the album 'The Hunter'. Although I wouldn't class it as the best album by Blondie, the rest of it was certainly very under-rated. However, it was to prove their last album until 1999


40  

Sharon Brown

  I Specialise In Love
Slightly above average disco hit which peaked at 38 in the first of it's three weeks on the top 40. A remix reached number 62 in 1994.


In the top 50 this week, but failing to reach the top 40.

Bad Manners   Got No Brains
I must have heard it and probably have it on a dodgy album, but don't really remember it. It was the first Bad Manners single to not reach the top forty in nine releases, peaked at 44.


Kings Of Swing Orchestra   Switched On Swing
Australian Orchestra and it was probably a medley. Peaked at 48.


 

Bow Wow Wow   See Jungle (Jungle Boy) TV Savage
Bit silly really, but weren't most of Bow Wow Wow's songs ?

Reached number 45.


Elkie Brooks   Our Love
Pretty ordinary ballad from Elkie. I expected it to just creep into the forty, but it failed by three places, number 43 peak.


Clash   Know Your Rights
The first single to be lifted from 'Combat Rock', and surprisingly it didn't make the top 40. Another one to peak at number 43.





Some MP3s


Disclaimer All comments concerning the quality of the songs in this and any other chart, are purely my opinion and not a statement of fact. I believe that we are all equal when it comes to deciding what makes a good song. I do not believe that good songs have to be serious or dull. I am of the opinion that if a single sells many copies, then many people like it, so it must be good whether I like it or not. Good music is everything YOU like, and it's also everything I like.

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