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1981
Week 37
WEEK ENDING 12TH SEPTEMBER 1981


TOP 40 SINGLES

TW ....... LW .......   .......  
1   1   Soft Cell   Tainted Love
2   NEW   Adam And The Ants   Prince Charming
3   2   Aneka   Japanese Boy
4   11   Cliff Richard   Wired For Sound
5   4   Electric Light Orchestra   Hold On Tight
6   3   Human League   Love Action (I Believe In Love)
7   13   Rolling Stones   Start Me Up
8   23   Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark   Souvenir
9   7   UB40   One In Ten
10   6   Gary Numan   She's Got Claws
11   28   Ottawan   Hands Up (Give Me Your Heart)
12   16   Modern Romance   Everybody Salsa
13   9   Genesis   Abacab
14   14   Ultravox   The Thin Wall
15   5   Royal Philharmonic Orchestra   Hooked On Classics
16   29   Pointer Sisters   Slowhand
17   10   Lobo   The Caribbean Disco Show
18   20   Randy Crawford   Rainy Night In Georgia
19   12   Duran Duran   Girls On Film
20   15   Nolans   Chemistry
21   8   Shakin' Stevens   Green Door
22   32   Bucks Fizz   One Of Those Nights
23   30   Hi Gloss   You'll Never Know
24   31   Dollar   Hand Held In Black And White
25   18   Tight Fit   Back To The Sixties
26   NEW   Alvin Stardust   Pretend
27   17   Ten Pole Tudor   Wunderbar
28   25   Reo Speedwagon   Take It On The Run
29   24   Startrax   Startrax Club Disco
30   19   Stevie Wonder   Happy Birthday
31   NEW   Imagination   In And Out Of Love
32   33   Teardrop Explodes   Passionate Friend
33   NEW   Linx   So This Is Romance
34   27   Enigma   I Love Music
35   38   Rex Smith & Rachel Sweet   Everlasting Love
36   36   Hollies   Holliedaze
37   21   Bill Wyman   Si Si Je Suis Un Rock Star
38   22   Kim Wilde   Water On Glass / Boys
39   NEW   Diana Ross & Lionel Richie   Endless Love
40   26   Gidea Park   Beach Boy Gold


1  

Soft Cell

  Tainted Love
Soft Cell turned this little known Gloria Jones Northern Soul track into the biggest single of the year. It only spent two weeks on top, and 13 weeks in the top 40. But, it was never very far from the top 40 until the following March. In all, it spent 36 weeks in the top 75. It's success in the year end chart defies all belief considering that TEN other singles spent more time on top of the pile. It did re-enter the top 40 in 1991, when it reached number five, but that was in a re-recorded version that just didn't pack the punch of the original.
It was some kind of record breaker in the US, where it reached number eight. Over there, it spent 43 weeks in the Hot 100.


2   Adam & The Ants   Prince Charming
I liked most of what Adam Ant did in his successful era, but I thought that this was a little on the weak side. I think that I expected some kind of excitement on an 'Ant' single, and this had none. It entered at number two on the strength of his popularity, so it was no surprise that it took the step up to the top, where it stood for four weeks. If my memory isn't deceiving me, it was number three on the year end countdown.
On the day that it entered the chart (8th September), I went to London with Andy from the Chinese. His son from his first marriage had been staying for a few weeks, and he was now returning to his mother. This was the first time that I'd been to London since the school trip to the Science museum in March 1974, and I didn't go again until a football trip in early 1988.


3  

Aneka

  Japanese Boy
This was a Scottish woman (old enough to know better) dressed and made up to look like a Japanese woman, with one of those machines that go "poo, poo, poo,poo", just like the one Kelly Marie used a year previous. But, it was catchy, had novelty appeal, and spent a week at number one. At the time I was still helping out at the Chinese Restaurant that I've previously mentioned, and guess which song some of the punters used to get a kick out of selecting on the jukebox ?
What they didn't realise was that Andy (the Chinaman), liked this song. They probably didn't realise that China and Japan are different countries either.


4  

Cliff Richard

  Wired For Sound
This is where Cliff was promoting the use of Sony Walkmans and the like. I think it was a few more years before they finally caught on big time, but while it was obviously easier to walk around with a cassette player attached to your person than a record deck, I'm still amazed that pre-recorded cassettes became as popular as they did and later survived the CD age at the expense of vinyl. I mean why buy a tape, a device so easy to accidentally break, when you can buy a vinyl recording, record it onto a tape and have both ?
I could never understand why people didn't seem to think of that.
This was a big hit for Cliff reaching four. I remember that my Dad made a comment on how bad this song was, which was quite surprising, because even though he often said when he liked something, he rarely said anything about a song that he didn't like.


5  

Electric Light Orchestra

  Hold On Tight
E.L.O.'s final top ten hit didn't stall at number six as five of their previous singles had done. This last top ten hit for the band, went on to reach number four, a position that they had only bettered once (not including the ONJ collaboration). It was from their last truly great album 'Time', an album that was full of potential hit singles, all pieced together to form a concept album.
I remember on one of my then regular Mansfield trips being in a town centre pub where this playing on the jukebox. Two men were having an argument about who was performing this song. Eventually, one turned to me and asked who was singing, is it Alvin Stardust or Shakin' Stevens ?


6  

Human League

  Love Action (I Believe In Love)
At last, the Human League were having the success they deserved. They had been trying for three years before they had a number 12 hit with "Sound Of The Crowd" earlier in 1981. They had even got a mention in someone else's hit the previous year when the Undertones referred to them in "My Perfect Cousin". But this was the real breakthrough hit, and was coupled with the equally good "Hard Times" on the b side. It reached number three and spent 11 weeks in the top 40.


7  

Rolling Stones

  Start Me Up
Quicker than usual return for the Stones, and a return that saw them achieve their final top ten hit (as of November 2001). It reached number seven, but I preferred every single that had gone before it, and most since.


8   Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark   Souvenir
The first single from OMD's most popular album, 'Architecture And Morality'. It went all the way to number three, a placing that they didn't manage to equal until 1991's "Sailing On The Seven Seas". I don't think that it was their best ever single, but it came damn close.


9  

UB40

  One In Ten
UB40 were still making good music in those days, and this was one of their best, peaking at number seven. The hits dried up a little for a couple of years after this, until they resorted to cover versions. Eleven years later, they re-worked this song with '808 State', but even though '808 State' were making quite decent music at the time, it just didn't work for me.


10   Gary Numan   She's Got Claws
I thought this was a very disappointing single from Gary, and the video didn't do much to ignite my enthusiasm either. I think that Gary ought to consider himself lucky to have made it as high as number six with this.


11  

Ottawan

  Hands Up (Give Me Your Heart)
I'll own up to this one, yes I did like it and bought the 12 inch, well, it was the same price as the 7 inch, so why not ?
It didn't do quite as well as their previous hit "D.I.S.C.O.", but it did spend two weeks at number three amongst a total of eleven in the top 40.


12  

Modern Romance

  Everybody Salsa
The first of eight hits for a band who specialized in 'good feeling' songs reached number eleven. They sailed dangerously close to being labelled a 'Wally' band at times, but just about managed to steer clear of the territory that Black Lace would jump straight into a couple of years later.


13  

Genesis

  Abacab
By now firmly established as a singles band, not just albums, this became one of their highest charting singles ever, when it rose to number nine. This, in a year when vocalist Phil Collins had released his first solo album and had three top 20 hits by himself, including the number two "In The Air Tonight". The singles from the last Genesis studio album to not sound like a Phil Collins solo album, didn't do quite as well though, and this was the only one to climb past number 33. Great track.


14   Ultravox   The Thin Wall
A disappointment after the greatness of their previous two singles, and a number 14 peak. It came from their equally disappointing follow up to the 'Vienna' album, 'Rage In Eden'. I doubt that many non 'Ultravox' fans will even remember this one.


15  

Royal Philharmonic Orchestra

  Hooked On Classics
You're going to see the word 'medley' mentioned a lot this week. Since 'Star Sound' had kicked it all off in April, the charts had become medley crazy, and the whole thing seemed to be at it's peak in August. This one was different to most of the others in that it used pieces of classical music set to the obligatory drum machine. Conducted by Louis Clark from E.L.O., this spent two weeks at number two, and had a quite amusing video made up of old film clips arranged so that they fitted in with the music 'Old Grey Whistle Test' style.


16  

Pointer Sisters

  Slowhand
Classy song that finally gave them the top ten hit they deserved whwn it hit number ten. They once performed this on Russell Harty's chat show and didn't hit the host, there again they didn't feel the need to as he didn't ignore them (who would ?).


17  

Lobo

  The Caribbean Disco Show

No, this isn't the same Lobo who hit with "You And Me And A Dog Named Boo", and "I'd Love You To Want Me". This was a gentleman from Holland, and was one of the most annoying records of the good half of the 80's. It was a medley of stuff like
DAYO, DAYO O O O O,
and climbed all the way to number eight, before going down the chart again very slowly.


18  

Randy Crawford

  Rainy Night In Georgia
Randy was following up "You Might Need Somebody" with this cover of a classic that had been previously recorded by Brook Benton in 1970. Randy climbed to number 18, and then didn't appear in the top 40 again until the back end of 1986.


19  

Duran Duran

  Girls On Film
This was Duran Duran's third hit of the year, but first to make the top ten, peaking at number five. This is the one with the banned video, even though the only exposure it would have got would have been on Top Of The Pops, Swap Shop and Tiswas anyway (unless The Old Grey Whistle Test was still Duran Duran friendly).


20  

Nolans

  Chemistry
There's nothing wrong with the Nolans, it's just unfortunate that they were stuck with being named 'The Nolan Sisters' at the beginning of their career. Because of that, they never seemed to get any credibility. Chemistry was their seventh hit in less than two years, and climbed to number 15.


21  

Shakin' Stevens

  Green Door
Shaky had already been around forever before he had his first hit in early 1980. What happened in 1981 was just unbelievable. Considering that Showaddywaddy had been experiencing a decline in fortunes, it seemed that no one wanted 50's style songs anymore. But then, Shaky released "This Ole House", "You Drive Me Crazy" and "Green Door", three of the biggest singles of the year. He also built up a teen idol status, which was surprising considering he must have been near 30 years older than some of those teens. This single spent four weeks at number one. On it's first week at the top, it had the biggest climb up the chart to number one for Twenty years. The only other single to have ever climbed from a lower chart position to the top was Elvis Presley's "Surrender, which jumped from number 27 to number one in in 1961. Even though two singles made bigger jumps to the top in 1982, Shaky's climb from 22 to number one is still the fourth biggest climb to the top ever.
Even though this was far from my favourite single in the chart, I didn't begrudge Shaky his success after all those years of hard work, including his time with the TV show 'Oh Boy' and with his band 'The Sunsets'. In fact, in my most unworthy of opinions, he got better as the 80's wore on, apart from the odd dodgy single here and there.


22  

Bucks Fizz

  One Of Those Nights
And this is where Bucks Fizz showed us that they could do something that didn't sound like "Making Your Mind Up part 2, part 3, part 4 etc". A much better song, and one that seemed all the better when looking at what Jay Aston was almost wearing on TOTP. It spent two weeks at number Twenty.


23  

Hi Gloss

  You'll Never Know
Another one with class written all over it, and seemingly easily available for smoochy compilations for many years afterwards. It reached number 12 and spent nine weeks in the forty.


24  

Dollar

  Hand Held In Black And White
Excellent single that began Dollar's brief golden era. Available in a nice big white twelve inch size, it teased a little before spending two weeks at number 19, and eight weeks in the top forty. I always wondered if the Abba references in the lyrics ("Take A Chance" & "Winner Takes It All") were deliberate. This was also the first time that I noticed the mad drummer who seemed to appear with many acts throughout the eighties. Actually he looked not unlike a certain Kevin Turvey from 'A Kick Up The Eighties', later better known as 'Rik Mayall' star of 'The Young Ones' and 'The New Statesman'.


25  

Tight Fit

  Back To The Sixties
Tight Fit's very first hit reached number four but was not really the same Tight Fit who would have a number one in 1982. But, Jive records didn't want you to know that. The medley of song were recorded by session musicians, but when it became a hit, Steve Grant and Co were the faces for the Top Of The Pops appearances. Actually, Steve Grant wasn't really the singer on "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" either, but that's another story.


26  

Alvin Stardust

  Pretend
Nice comeback for Alvin. It was his biggest hit since his March 1974 number one "Jealous Mind", and his first hit of any description since the Summer of 1975. This number four peaking hit, had reached number two for Nat King Cole in 1953.


27  

Ten Pole Tudor

  Wunderbar
I don't want to seem unkind, but this was the pits, it really was. It's worse than "Tele Tubbies", worse than all of Radiohead's whingy ditties, not worse than "No Charge" but almost there, hell, it's even worse than quite a few of the singles in todays chart. Yes, after "Swords Of A Thousand Men", it was a little disappointing and after it climbed to number 16, they disappeared forever from the top 40 chart. Eddie later re-emerged as presenter of the TV show 'Crystal Maze'.


28  

Reo Speedwagon

  Take It On The Run
The second hit for this band climbed no higher than number 19, which was sad considering that it was just as good as their previous hit. But, they would have to wait four years for their next hit, so with hindsight I suppose they're pleased.


29   Startrax   Startrax Club Disco
This was one of the best releases of the 1981 medley craze, even though it climbed no higher than number 18. The title doesn't exactly give much away, but it was in fact a 'Bee Gees' medley and had been done quite well. That well in fact that I bought the album which comprised of a side long Bee Gees medley, with the other side a medley of well known disco hits. It was issued on CD under the title "Night Fever Disco Megamix" in 1999, but the second album, a medley of reggae songs, doesn't seem to have seen the light of day on CD.


30  

Stevie Wonder

  Happy Birthday
A great song from Stevie that gave him a fourth number two hit as he chased that elusive first number one single. It was the fourth single to be taken from the "Hotter Than July" album. The album had been a huge success, and all four singles had made it into the top ten (the only time that Stevie has ever had four consecutive top ten hits).


31  

Imagination

  In And Out Of Love
Very similar to "Body Talk", but a good track all the same. I think we were already coming to the conclusion that we'd always know Imagination singles as soon as we heard them, but they did change their sound after this one. It reached number 16.


32  

Teardrop Explodes

  Passionate Friend
This seems a better sing now than it did at the time. Considering how popular this band seemed to be at the time, it's very surprising that this single only reached number 25. It did spend a total of seven weeks in the top forty though. They had no further top 40 entries.


33  

Linx

  So This Is Romance
Best single they released in my opinion. It was a listening song, one with a story to it, a little like "Intuition" in that respect. It reached number 15 and was the last time that Linx featured in the top forty. Singer David Grant did chart when he slimmed down and launched his solo career in 1983.


34  

Enigma

  I Love Music
Enigma were one of the few medley merchants to have more than one hit. After the number eleven success of "Ain't No Stopping", they released this follow up, another medley of recent disco hits. It got as high as 25, and they were never heard of again, apart from vocalist Tracy who teamed up with Massivo in 1990, to again peak at number 25 with "Loving You".


35  

Rex Smith & Rachel Sweet

  Everlasting Love
Rachel was quite a good singer really, but her choice of material and singing partner sometimes left a lot to be desired. I 'think' that Rex was some kind of teen heart throb actor, and he'd had a US top ten hit in 1979 with "You Take My Breath Away". Rachel had a minor UK hit with "B.A.B.Y." in 1978, but hadn't charted since (despite a good cover of "I Go To Pieces" in 1979). This was a cover of the Robert Knight/Love Affair hit that was also around at this time in the medley single "Everlasting" by 'Shampoo', and would later be covered by 'Sandra', 'Worlds Apart', 'Gloria Estefan' and 'Cast From Casualty'. This one reached number 35.


36  

Hollies

  Holliedaze
Always ready to jump on a bandwagon, the Hollies caught the medley craze with this compilation of former glories spliced together and foisted on an unsuspecting public. It reached number 28.


37  

Bill Wyman

  Si Si Je Suis Un Rock Star
Bill had virtually no success with two solo albums that he released in the 70's. But the Rolling Stones Bassist, got it right with this one. There have been a few different stories claiming the song was about this or that woman, and the favourite is Bianca Jagger. It doesn't matter anyway, and the single was Bill's biggest solo hit reaching number 13.


38  

Kim Wilde

  Water On Glass / Boys
Another good single from Kim, that just failed to reach the top ten by one place. It was the third single from her debut album, and it's biggest fault was that it did resemble her previous single "Chequered Love" a little too much. "Boys" is listed as a double 'A' with "Water On Glass", and I must have listened to it as flip sides were often worth hearing then. But I couldn't have been over impressed, or I would have kept playing it and remember it now.


39  

Diana Ross & Lionel Richie

  Endless Love
The theme from the film of the same name, a film that attracted a lot of publicity at the time, due to it's star, a young (and tall) Brooke Shields. I don't normally mind this sort of thing, but I was never too keen on this. However it spent nine weeks at number one in the States, and reached a creditable number seven over here.
A cover by Mariah Carey & Luther Vandross reached number three here, and two over the water in 1994.


40  

Gidea Park

  Beach Boy Gold
Gidea Park was Adrian Baker, who had hit number ten with "Sherry" as a solo act back in 1975. This dreary medley of Beach Boys hits peaked at number eleven, but the oddest thing is that Adrian later joined the Beach Boys. His first single with them "Come Go With Me" had a b.side entitled "Don't Go Near The Water". Before any more Beach Boys recordings were released, drummer Dennis Wilson drowned in his swimming pool, Spooky !



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Some 1981 MP3s

Tony Capstick - Capstick Comes Home
Freeez - Flying High
Roger Taylor - Future Management


Some More MP3s


Disclaimer All comments concerning the quality of the songs in this and any other chart, are purely my opinion and not a statement of fact. I believe that we are all equal when it comes to deciding what makes a good song. I do not believe that good songs have to be serious or dull. I am of the opinion that if a single sells many copies, then many people like it, so it must be good whether I like it or not. Good music is everything YOU like, and it's also everything I like.

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