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1981
Week 36
WEEK ENDING 5TH SEPTEMBER 1981


TOP 40 SINGLES

TW ....... LW .......   .......  
1   2   Soft Cell   Tainted Love
2   1   Aneka   Japanese Boy
3   6   Human League   Love Action (I Believe In Love)
4   5   Electric Light Orchestra   Hold On Tight
5   3   Royal Philharmonic Orchestra   Hooked On Classics
6   15   Gary Numan   She's Got Claws
7   10   UB40   One In Ten
8   4   Shakin' Stevens   Green Door
9   12   Genesis   Abacab
10   8   Lobo   The Caribbean Disco Show
11   27   Cliff Richard   Wired For Sound
12   7   Duran Duran   Girls On Film
13   28   Rolling Stones   Start Me Up
14   19   Ultravox   The Thin Wall
15   26   Nolans   Chemistry
16   29   Modern Romance   Everybody Salsa
17   16   Ten Pole Tudor   Wunderbar
18   9   Tight Fit   Back To The Sixties
19   11   Stevie Wonder   Happy Birthday
20   22   Randy Crawford   Rainy Night In Georgia
21   17   Bill Wyman   Si Si Je Suis Un Rock Star
22   13   Kim Wilde   Water On Glass / Boys
23   NEW   Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark   Souvenir
24   18   Startrax   Startrax Club Disco
25   21   Reo Speedwagon   Take It On The Run
26   14   Gidea Park   Beach Boy Gold
27   25   Enigma   I Love Music
28   NEW   Ottawan   Hands Up (Give Me Your Heart)
29   37   Pointer Sisters   Slowhand
30   40   Hi Gloss   You'll Never Know
31   32   Dollar   Hand Held In Black And White
32   33   Bucks Fizz   One Of Those Nights
33   NEW   Teardrop Explodes   Passionate Friend
34   23   Sheena Easton   For Your Eyes Only
35   20   Spandau Ballet   Chant No. 1
36   NEW   Hollies   Holliedaze
37   34   Siouxsie & The Banshees   Arabian Nights
38   NEW   Rex Smith & Rachel Sweet   Everlasting Love
39   35   U2   Fire
40   NEW   John Foxx   Europe After The Rain


1  

Soft Cell

  Tainted Love
Soft Cell turned this little known Gloria Jones Northern Soul track into the biggest single of the year. It only spent two weeks on top, and 13 weeks in the top 40. But, it was never very far from the top 40 until the following March. In all, it spent 36 weeks in the top 75. It's success in the year end chart defies all belief considering that TEN other singles spent more time on top of the pile. It did re-enter the top 40 in 1991, when it reached number five, but that was in a re-recorded version that just didn't pack the punch of the original.
It was some kind of record breaker in the US, where it reached number eight. Over there, it spent 43 weeks in the Hot 100.


2  

Aneka

  Japanese Boy
This was a Scottish woman (old enough to know better) dressed and made up to look like a Japanese woman, with one of those machines that go "poo, poo, poo,poo", just like the one Kelly Marie used a year previous. But, it was catchy, had novelty appeal, and spent a week at number one. At the time I was still helping out at the Chinese Restaurant that I've previously mentioned, and guess which song some of the punters used to get a kick out of selecting on the jukebox ?
What they didn't realise was that Andy (the Chinaman), liked this song. They probably didn't realise that China and Japan are different countries either.


3  

Human League

  Love Action (I Believe In Love)
At last, the Human League were having the success they deserved. They had been trying for three years before they had a number 12 hit with "Sound Of The Crowd" earlier in 1981. They had even got a mention in someone else's hit the previous year when the Undertones referred to them in "My Perfect Cousin". But this was the real breakthrough hit, and was coupled with the equally good "Hard Times" on the b side. It reached number three and spent 11 weeks in the top 40.


4  

Electric Light Orchestra

  Hold On Tight
E.L.O.'s final top ten hit didn't stall at number six as five of their previous singles had done. This last top ten hit for the band, went on to reach number four, a position that they had only bettered once (not including the ONJ collaboration). It was from their last truly great album 'Time', an album that was full of potential hit singles, all pieced together to form a concept album.
I remember on one of my then regular Mansfield trips being in a town centre pub where this playing on the jukebox. Two men were having an argument about who was performing this song. Eventually, one turned to me and asked who was singing, is it Alvin Stardust or Shakin' Stevens ?


5  

Royal Philharmonic Orchestra

  Hooked On Classics
You're going to see the word 'medley' mentioned a lot this week. Since 'Star Sound' had kicked it all off in April, the charts had become medley crazy, and the whole thing seemed to be at it's peak in August. This one was different to most of the others in that it used pieces of classical music set to the obligatory drum machine. Conducted by Louis Clark from E.L.O., this spent two weeks at number two, and had a quite amusing video made up of old film clips arranged so that they fitted in with the music 'Old Grey Whistle Test' style.


6   Gary Numan   She's Got Claws
I thought this was a very disappointing single from Gary, and the video didn't do much to ignite my enthusiasm either. I think that Gary ought to consider himself lucky to have made it as high as number six with this.


7  

UB40

  One In Ten
UB40 were still making good music in those days, and this was one of their best, peaking at number seven. The hits dried up a little for a couple of years after this, until they resorted to cover versions. Eleven years later, they re-worked this song with '808 State', but even though '808 State' were making quite decent music at the time, it just didn't work for me.


8  

Shakin' Stevens

  Green Door
Shaky had already been around forever before he had his first hit in early 1980. What happened in 1981 was just unbelievable. Considering that Showaddywaddy had been experiencing a decline in fortunes, it seemed that no one wanted 50's style songs anymore. But then, Shaky released "This Ole House", "You Drive Me Crazy" and "Green Door", three of the biggest singles of the year. He also built up a teen idol status, which was surprising considering he must have been near 30 years older than some of those teens. This single spent four weeks at number one. On it's first week at the top, it had the biggest climb up the chart to number one for Twenty years. The only other single to have ever climbed from a lower chart position to the top was Elvis Presley's "Surrender, which jumped from number 27 to number one in in 1961. Even though two singles made bigger jumps to the top in 1982, Shaky's climb from 22 to number one is still the fourth biggest climb to the top ever.
Even though this was far from my favourite single in the chart, I didn't begrudge Shaky his success after all those years of hard work, including his time with the TV show 'Oh Boy' and with his band 'The Sunsets'. In fact, in my most unworthy of opinions, he got better as the 80's wore on, apart from the odd dodgy single here and there.


9  

Genesis

  Abacab
By now firmly established as a singles band, not just albums, this became one of their highest charting singles ever, when it rose to number nine. This, in a year when vocalist Phil Collins had released his first solo album and had three top 20 hits by himself, including the number two "In The Air Tonight". The singles from the last Genesis studio album to not sound like a Phil Collins solo album, didn't do quite as well though, and this was the only one to climb past number 33. Great track.


10  

Lobo

  The Caribbean Disco Show

No, this isn't the same Lobo who hit with "You And Me And A Dog Named Boo", and "I'd Love You To Want Me". This was a gentleman from Holland, and was one of the most annoying records of the good half of the 80's. It was a medley of stuff like
DAYO, DAYO O O O O,
and climbed all the way to number eight, before going down the chart again very slowly.


11  

Cliff Richard

  Wired For Sound
This is where Cliff was promoting the use of Sony Walkmans and the like. I think it was a few more years before they finally caught on big time, but while it was obviously easier to walk around with a cassette player attached to your person than a record deck, I'm still amazed that pre-recorded cassettes became as popular as they did and later survived the CD age at the expense of vinyl. I mean why buy a tape, a device so easy to accidentally break, when you can buy a vinyl recording, record it onto a tape and have both ?
I could never understand why people didn't seem to think of that.
This was a big hit for Cliff reaching four. I remember that my Dad made a comment on how bad this song was, which was quite surprising, because even though he often said when he liked something, he rarely said anything about a song that he didn't like.


12  

Duran Duran

  Girls On Film
This was Duran Duran's third hit of the year, but first to make the top ten, peaking at number five. This is the one with the banned video, even though the only exposure it would have got would have been on Top Of The Pops, Swap Shop and Tiswas anyway (unless The Old Grey Whistle Test was still Duran Duran friendly).


13  

Rolling Stones

  Start Me Up
Quicker than usual return for the Stones, and a return that saw them achieve their final top ten hit (as of November 2001). It reached number seven, but I preferred every single that had gone before it, and most since.


14   Ultravox   The Thin Wall
A disappointment after the greatness of their previous two singles, and a number 14 peak. It came from their equally disappointing follow up to the 'Vienna' album, 'Rage In Eden'. I doubt that many non 'Ultravox' fans will even remember this one.


15  

Nolans

  Chemistry
There's nothing wrong with the Nolans, it's just unfortunate that they were stuck with being named 'The Nolan Sisters' at the beginning of their career. Because of that, they never seemed to get any credibility. Chemistry was their seventh hit in less than two years, and climbed to number 15.


16  

Modern Romance

  Everybody Salsa
The first of eight hits for a band who specialized in 'good feeling' songs reached number eleven. They sailed dangerously close to being labelled a 'Wally' band at times, but just about managed to steer clear of the territory that Black Lace would jump straight into a couple of years later.


17  

Ten Pole Tudor

  Wunderbar
I don't want to seem unkind, but this was the pits, it really was. It's worse than "Tele Tubbies", worse than all of Radiohead's whingy ditties, not worse than "No Charge" but almost there, hell, it's even worse than quite a few of the singles in todays chart. Yes, after "Swords Of A Thousand Men", it was a little disappointing and after it climbed to number 16, they disappeared forever from the top 40 chart. Eddie later re-emerged as presenter of the TV show 'Crystal Maze'.


18  

Tight Fit

  Back To The Sixties
Tight Fit's very first hit reached number four but was not really the same Tight Fit who would have a number one in 1982. But, Jive records didn't want you to know that. The medley of song were recorded by session musicians, but when it became a hit, Steve Grant and Co were the faces for the Top Of The Pops appearances. Actually, Steve Grant wasn't really the singer on "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" either, but that's another story.


19  

Stevie Wonder

  Happy Birthday
A great song from Stevie that gave him a fourth number two hit as he chased that elusive first number one single. It was the fourth single to be taken from the "Hotter Than July" album. The album had been a huge success, and all four singles had made it into the top ten (the only time that Stevie has ever had four consecutive top ten hits).


20  

Randy Crawford

  Rainy Night In Georgia
Randy was following up "You Might Need Somebody" with this cover of a classic that had been previously recorded by Brook Benton in 1970. Randy climbed to number 18, and then didn't appear in the top 40 again until the back end of 1986.


21  

Bill Wyman

  Si Si Je Suis Un Rock Star
Bill had virtually no success with two solo albums that he released in the 70's. But the Rolling Stones Bassist, got it right with this one. There have been a few different stories claiming the song was about this or that woman, and the favourite is Bianca Jagger. It doesn't matter anyway, and the single was Bill's biggest solo hit reaching number 13.


22  

Kim Wilde

  Water On Glass / Boys
Another good single from Kim, that just failed to reach the top ten by one place. It was the third single from her debut album, and it's biggest fault was that it did resemble her previous single "Chequered Love" a little too much. "Boys" is listed as a double 'A' with "Water On Glass", and I must have listened to it as flip sides were often worth hearing then. But I couldn't have been over impressed, or I would have kept playing it and remember it now.


23   Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark   Souvenir
The first single from OMD's most popular album, 'Architecture And Morality'. It went all the way to number three, a placing that they didn't manage to equal until 1991's "Sailing On The Seven Seas". I don't think that it was their best ever single, but it came damn close.


24   Startrax   Startrax Club Disco
This was one of the best releases of the 1981 medley craze, even though it climbed no higher than number 18. The title doesn't exactly give much away, but it was in fact a 'Bee Gees' medley and had been done quite well. That well in fact that I bought the album which comprised of a side long Bee Gees medley, with the other side a medley of well known disco hits. It was issued on CD under the title "Night Fever Disco Megamix" in 1999, but the second album, a medley of reggae songs, doesn't seem to have seen the light of day on CD.


25  

Reo Speedwagon

  Take It On The Run
The second hit for this band climbed no higher than number 19, which was sad considering that it was just as good as their previous hit. But, they would have to wait four years for their next hit, so with hindsight I suppose they're pleased.


26  

Gidea Park

  Beach Boy Gold
Gidea Park was Adrian Baker, who had hit number ten with "Sherry" as a solo act back in 1975. This dreary medley of Beach Boys hits peaked at number eleven, but the oddest thing is that Adrian later joined the Beach Boys. His first single with them "Come Go With Me" had a b.side entitled "Don't Go Near The Water". Before any more Beach Boys recordings were released, drummer Dennis Wilson drowned in his swimming pool, Spooky !


27  

Enigma

  I Love Music
Enigma were one of the few medley merchants to have more than one hit. After the number eleven success of "Ain't No Stopping", they released this follow up, another medley of recent disco hits. It got as high as 25, and they were never heard of again, apart from vocalist Tracy who teamed up with Massivo in 1990, to again peak at number 25 with "Loving You".


28  

Ottawan

  Hands Up (Give Me Your Heart)
I'll own up to this one, yes I did like it and bought the 12 inch, well, it was the same price as the 7 inch, so why not ?
It didn't do quite as well as their previous hit "D.I.S.C.O.", but it did spend two weeks at number three amongst a total of eleven in the top 40.


29  

Pointer Sisters

  Slowhand
Classy song that finally gave them the top ten hit they deserved whwn it hit number ten. They once performed this on Russell Harty's chat show and didn't hit the host, there again they didn't feel the need to as he didn't ignore them (who would ?).


30  

Hi Gloss

  You'll Never Know
Another one with class written all over it, and seemingly easily available for smoochy compilations for many years afterwards. It reached number 12 and spent nine weeks in the forty.


31  

Dollar

  Hand Held In Black And White
Excellent single that began Dollar's brief golden era. Available in a nice big white twelve inch size, it teased a little before spending two weeks at number 19, and eight weeks in the top forty. I always wondered if the Abba references in the lyrics ("Take A Chance" & "Winner Takes It All") were deliberate. This was also the first time that I noticed the mad drummer who seemed to appear with many acts throughout the eighties. Actually he looked not unlike a certain Kevin Turvey from 'A Kick Up The Eighties', later better known as 'Rik Mayall' star of 'The Young Ones' and 'The New Statesman'.


32  

Bucks Fizz

  One Of Those Nights
And this is where Bucks Fizz showed us that they could do something that didn't sound like "Making Your Mind Up part 2, part 3, part 4 etc". A much better song, and one that seemed all the better when looking at what Jay Aston was almost wearing on TOTP. It spent two weeks at number Twenty.


33  

Teardrop Explodes

  Passionate Friend
This seems a better sing now than it did at the time. Considering how popular this band seemed to be at the time, it's very surprising that this single only reached number 25. It did spend a total of seven weeks in the top forty though. They had no further top 40 entries.


34   Sheena Easton   For Your Eyes Only
Almost unheard of 12 months previous, here was Sheena being given the honour of recording the title song for the latest 'James Bond' film. Things had certainly moved quick for Sheena, five top 40 hits and one near miss in a year. This number eight peaking single had a good chart run lasting ten weeks, but was her last top ten hit ever. She did a great performance of this at the Oscars.


35  

Spandau Ballet

  Chant No. 1 (I Don't Need This Pressure On)
I wasn't particularly impressed with Spandau Ballet's first three singles, in fact "Muscle-Bound" had bored me to tears ("The Freeze" had been a grower though). But this one simply blew my mind, it was that good. They brought in the horn section from Beggar and Co., and gave us one of the best dance singles of the 80's (if not all time), what a refreshing change from what had preceded. It was also bigger than their previous three hits, reaching number three.


36  

Hollies

  Holliedaze
Always ready to jump on a bandwagon, the Hollies caught the medley craze with this compilation of former glories spliced together and foisted on an unsuspecting public. It reached number 28.


37  

Siouxsie & The Banshees

  Arabian Nights
Very different from their previous hit "Spellbound", this seventh top 40 hit for the band was bought by all the loyal fans and peaked at 32. I liked it and still do, but it didn't really sound like the type of single to gain a chart position much higher than the one it attained.


38  

Rex Smith & Rachel Sweet

  Everlasting Love
Rachel was quite a good singer really, but her choice of material and singing partner sometimes left a lot to be desired. I 'think' that Rex was some kind of teen heart throb actor, and he'd had a US top ten hit in 1979 with "You Take My Breath Away". Rachel had a minor UK hit with "B.A.B.Y." in 1978, but hadn't charted since (despite a good cover of "I Go To Pieces" in 1979). This was a cover of the Robert Knight/Love Affair hit that was also around at this time in the medley single "Everlasting" by 'Shampoo', and would later be covered by 'Sandra', 'Worlds Apart', 'Gloria Estefan' and 'Cast From Casualty'. This one reached number 35.


39  

U2

  Fire
A rather modest start in chart land for U2. This first hit only climbed to number 35 for a band who some of us thought may have a couple more minor hits before disappearing. They certainly sounded very different then to what they do now, and their next two singles failed to make the top 40 at all. There was certainly nothing to suggest that they would suddenly become one of the biggest bands in the world just a few years later.


40  

John Foxx

  Europe After The Rain
It should have given John his biggest hit to date, a climb of ten places the following week was all that was required. But, it only had this one week in the chart, his last ever week as it turned out.


In the top 50 this week, but failing to reach the top 40.

Beach Boys   Beach Boys Medley
Now Come on !
We already had Gidea Park in the chart with "Beach Boy Gold". There was enough fun and surfing nonsense in that, without having the genuine article in the chart too. Thankfully, despite it becoming an American hit, it stalled at number 47 here.


The Look   Feeding Time
Their fifteen minutes of fame was already over. I don't even rememebr this being released, let alone actually hearing it. It reached number 50.



Some 1981 MP3s

Tony Capstick - Capstick Comes Home
Freeez - Flying High
Roger Taylor - Future Management


Some More MP3s


Disclaimer All comments concerning the quality of the songs in this and any other chart, are purely my opinion and not a statement of fact. I believe that we are all equal when it comes to deciding what makes a good song. I do not believe that good songs have to be serious or dull. I am of the opinion that if a single sells many copies, then many people like it, so it must be good whether I like it or not. Good music is everything YOU like, and it's also everything I like.

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