1980
Week 40
WEEK ENDING 4TH OCTOBER 1980


TOP 40 SINGLES

TW ....... LW .......   .......  
1   1   Police   Don't Stand So Close To Me
2   3   Stevie Wonder   Masterblaster (Jammin')
3   8   Ottawan   D.I.S.C.O.
4   5   Madness   Baggy Trousers
5   2   Randy Crawford   One Day I'll Fly Away
6   13   Diana Ross   My Old Piano
7   4   Kelly Marie   Feels Like I'm In Love
8   7   Queen   Another One Bites The Dust
9   6   Elvis Presley   It's Only Love / Beyond The Reef
10   35   Black Slate   Amigo
11   24   Change   Searching
12   22   Split Enz   I Got You
13   16   Shalamar   I Owe You One
14   10   Hazel O'Connor   Eighth Day
15   9   Sheena Easton   Modern Girl
16   14   Billy Joel   It's Still Rock And Roll To Me
17   25   Bob Marley & The Wailers   Three Little Birds
18   37   Thin Lizzy   Killer On The Loose
19   19   Black Sabbath   Paranoid
20   29   Odyssey   If You're Looking For A Way Out
21   12   Cliff Richard   Dreamin'
22   NEW   Gillan   Trouble
23   NEW   Linx   You're Lying
24   20   Nick Straker Band   A Walk In The Park
25   31   Specials   Stereotype / International Jet Set
26   21   Shakin' Stevens   Marie Marie
27   27   Splodgenessabounds   Two Little Boys / Horse
28   40   Nolans   Gotta Pull Myself Together
29   NEW   Coffee   Casanova
30   18   Mike Berry   The Sunshine Of Your Smile
31   17   Sheena Easton   9 To 5
32   11   Jam   Start
33   32   Piranhas   Tom Hark
34   30   Beat   Best Friend / Stand Down Margaret
35   28   Ian Dury   I Want To Be Straight
36   15   David Bowie   Ashes To Ashes
37   33   XTC   Generals And Majors / Don't Lose Your Temper
38   NEW   Matchbox   When You Ask About Love
39   23   Village People   Can't Stop The Music
40   NEW   Gilbert O'Sullivan   What's In A Kiss


1  

Police

  Don't Stand So Close To Me
After all those re-issues, the boys in blue were back with a brand new song. No more sillyness about legs breaking on the moon, being shipwrecked, or even female newscasters (Sue Lawley). This time Sting was having fantasies about going back to teaching, and having a crush on one of his female pupils (whom also had a crush on him). If you thought that was a strange subject for the most popular band in the land to sing about, listen to the B side. "Friends" told how they liked to eat their friends (and make no bones about it).
This single was the second one this year to debut on the chart at number one. It stayed there for four weeks, and was number one of the year on the year end countdown.


2  

Stevie Wonder

  Masterblaster (Jammin')
After entering the chart at number 30, this single made a massive climb to number four. This didn't normally happen to Stevie Wonder singles, but in this case there is a simple explanation, it's because this song was pure class and just had to happen. A tribute to Bob Marley, this single peaked at number two a fortnight later. This was a great favourite on the jukebox at the Duke Of Wellington in Ruabon.


3   Ottawan   D.I.S.C.O.
This song did not stay in the top 40 for as long as you may think it did. This 11 week charting single quickly climbed for a three week stay at number two, but wasn't around for too long afterwards. I think one of the reasons for people thinking that it was around for much longer, was that until it started falling, it was played in the background between songs on Top Of The Pops every week. On a Channel Four show called Disco Inferno that was broadcast in 1998, Ottowan were included in a small section of acts that were described as Disco Criminals. I feel that this was completely without justification. This (and their 1981 hit) were perfect disco singles that filled the dance floor every time that they were played. It appears that musical snobbery even found it's way into the place where you'd least expect to find it, the disco scene.


4  

Madness

  Baggy Trousers
I was going to be rude about this, but I can't because I like it really. It's just that I got so fed up of hearing it at the time, talk about overkill. It went on to spend two weeks at number three and become their biggest hit so far spending 11 weeks in the 40. If I remember correctly it was the ninth best selling single of the year.


5  

Randy Crawford

  One Day I'll Fly Away
And on to someone who could so easily have been as big as Whitney Houston, but instead spent the next six years grabbing the occasional slice of success. This was the biggest of them all, and was taken from the under-rated 'Last Night At Danceland album'. It spent two weeks at number two and has either already spawned a dance remix, or it will soon enough. Nicole Kidman covered this song on the "Moulin Rouge" soundtrack in 2001.


6  

Diana Ross

  My Old Piano
Diana had just had her biggest hit for nine years with "Upside Down", peaking at number two. The parent album had been written and produced by Bernard Edwards and Nile Rodgers who had been responsible for all those Chic and Sister Sledge hits of the last couple of years. This set Diana up for another two year run of hits, before another fallow period followed.
"My Old Piano" was just more of the same and peaked at number five.


7   Kelly Marie   Feels Like I'm In Love
On Channel Four's Disco Inferno broadcast in 1998, Kelly was included in a small section of acts that were described as Disco Criminals. The facts are, this Ray Dorset composition spent two weeks at number one, spent 12 weeks in the 40, was third best selling single of the year, sounded a lot like Tina Charles, and the 12 inch was bloody good. Sadly for Kelly she would not become a superstar for two reasons,
1: She did not look anything like Debbie Harry or Olivia Newton John
2: NO ONE was going to take her seriously while she had those two male dancers in tow (ask the Boystown Gang !)
2 1/2: Oh Yeh, she had fake bagpipes on her third hit.


8  

Queen

  Another One Bites The Dust
Seven of the previous eight Queen albums had all spawned a maximum of two single releases (Day At The Races belatedly spawned a third after the second failed to make the top thirty), but 'The Game' now boasted four top 20 hits. With this John Deacon written song, Queen had finally joined people like the Rolling Stones, Paul McCartney & David Bowie in trying their hand at disco. This song laid the foundations for their under-rated 1982 album 'Hot Space'. Freddie and the boys would always bring the house down when performing this number seven peaking song live. But even though I'm a big Queen fan, I have to admit that the bass line owes more than a little to Chic's "Good Times".


9  

Elvis Presley

  It's Only Love / Beyond The Reef
If we discount "Way Down" on account of the fact that it was a single going nowhere until it shot to number one after Elvis died, then this was Elvis's first proper top three hit since "The Wonder Of You" had been at number one in 1970. I'm not sure where or when it actually came from, but it peaked at number three and was rather a nice song. Don't know about "Beyond The Reef", I've never bothered to listen to it.


10  

Black Slate

  Amigo
A kind of psuedo reggae that caught on in discos as the "Oops Upside Your Head" rowing dance could be done to it. It peaked at number nine. The closest they got to charting again was when "Boom Boom" hit number 51 a couple of months later. Though one Sunday they were credited with recording Black Sabbath's "Paranoid" thanks to a mistake by Tony Blackburn on the Top 40 rundown.


11  

Change

  Searching
Another single that reminds me of my early clubbing days. I hadn't thought their previous hit "A Lover's Holiday" was anything to write home about, but this was different. It had something about it that just 'walloped you on the head and said "I'm a classy song" '. Sadly it only climbed to number 11.


12  

Split Enz

  I Got You
People may be surprised to learn that this single used to get played a lot in Clubs (at least in the ones that I frequented). It was the only hit for the band that contained the Finn brothers of later Crowded House fame. After a long climb it eventually peaked at number twelve and was very good.


13  

Shalamar

  I Owe You One
We could do with more like Shalamar around today. All of their singles were aimed at the clubs, but they were also good to just listen to. There was no aggression in them, it wouldn't annoy the neighbours too much if you played them too loud. Jody, Howard and Jeffrey were Angels sent from above to brighten up our little lives. They had amazingly failed to hit the top 40 earlier in the year with "The Second Time Around" & "Right In The Socket". But now they were having their biggest hit to date with this number 13 peaking single. They had to wait a further 18 months before they reached the top ten for the first time.


14  

Hazel O'Connor

  Eighth Day
The trend for making music orientated films that had followed Saturday Night Fever and Grease continued into 1980 with 'Xanadu', 'Can't Stop The Music' and the best of the bunch 'Breaking Glass', from which this song came. The principle characters were Phil ("Park Life") Daniels and the singer of this song, Hazel O' Connor. It made an instant star out of Hazel, and she deserved it for this number five peaking single alone. Some kind of rivalry grew between Hazel and Toyah, but one year and just two more hits later, most had forgotten about Hazel. She was still performing in the mid 90s and we had tickets to see her at Notts County football club's social club. But we had a really bad day with lots of expense and so didn't bother going.


15  

Sheena Easton

  Modern Girl
Sheena hit the big time after being the subject of a TV show titled 'The Big Time'. Her first single had been this one, but it had only managed to get as high as number 56. But after the success of the second single, it had been re-promoted and had entered the top 40 the same week that "9 To 5" had reached number three. It went on to peak at number eight.


16  

Billy Joel

  It's Still Rock And Roll To Me
It was very rare that Billy could get more than one big UK hit single from any of his albums, and this was his hit from the excellent 'Glass Houses' album. In the words of this song, Billy seemed to be saying that it doesn't matter what you call it, Punk, New Wave, Hard Rock or whatever, it's still Rock & Roll. I wonder what he thinks these days. Billy peaked at number 14.


17  

Bob Marley & The Wailers

  Three Little Birds
This was a strange release. Bob had just had his biggest hit to date with "Could You Be Loved" taken from his latest album 'Uprising'. But this single was taken from his 1977 album 'Exodus', quite a strange choice. It spent three weeks at it's peak of number 17 and proved to be Bob's last hit during his lifetime, he was diagnosed with Lung Cancer during the single's chart run.


18  

Thin Lizzy

  Killer On The Loose
The last classic single by Thin Lizzy was also their last top ten entry (peaking at number ten). It did attract a lot of controversy though. It's lyrics were said to be about mass murderer 'The Yorkshire Ripper'.


19   Black Sabbath   Paranoid
Brilliant ! One of the best singles of not only the 70's, but (thanks to this re-issue) the 80's too. One of the most recognisable set of opening bars to a song ever, and a true classic. Yes, it's one of my favourite songs of all time, sitting right up there alongside "Bohemian Rhapsody", "Blue Monday", "The Message" & "A Day In The Life". It had originally been a number four hit in 1970, but had now been re-released to cash in on the new wave of heavy metal, and the renewed interest in the band that were now without the sacked Ozzy Osbourne. This time around it reached a creditable number 14, and it's 12 weeks in the chart took it to a total of 30 weeks. Black Sabbath were featured on 'Rock Family Trees' a few years back, and I was surprised to learn that they'd appeared on 'Live Aid'. This is news to me as I didn't see them and I thought I had it all on tape. I wonder if by any chance they appeared right after The Who while technical difficulties were being experienced. Something that made me laugh but in retrospect also sad, is that on a 1998 edition of 'Never Mind The Buzzcocks', current Radio One DJ Chris Moyles failed to recognise the opening bars to this song. Where do Radio One get these people ?


20  

Odyssey

  If You're Looking For A Way Out
And here's the one that remained on the chart for a week longer than Ottawan. This was a lovely song with beautiful vocals. After spending three weeks at number seven, it took a climb to number six, decided it didn't like it there so dropped back to seven before taking a steady slide down the chart.


21  

Cliff Richard

  Dreamin'
Since "We Don't Talk Anymore" had taken Cliff to number one 12 months previous, he had again become a chart regular. This was just a run of the mill Cliff song that received loads of airplay on both Radios One & Two and peaked at number eight. I got fed up of hearing it at the time, but it seems OK now.


22  

Gillan

  Trouble
Gillan released some good singles in the early '80s, this cover of the Elvis Presley hit wasn't one of them (actually, I don't like the original either). No matter what I thought, it still went to number 14.


23   Linx   You're Lying
What a boring song. This was the debut hit for David Grant's band and peaked at number 15. The best was yet to come.


24  

Nick Straker

  A Walk In The Park
I have only seen one other act looking so chuffed with themselves that they were appearing on Top Of The Pops, that was Bass-O-Matic who hit with "Fascinating Rhythm" in 1990. Funny how neither act managed another top 40 hit. This was a good single that spent three weeks at number 20 and nine weeks inside the top 40. I preferred his follow up "Leaving On The Midnight Train" (I Know - yet another bloody midnight train).


25  

Specials

  Stereotype / International Jet Set
Another great single by the Specials, and the third consecutive one to contain a message in his lyrics (4th if you want to be picky and include "A Message To You Rudy"). The Stereotype in question was someone who went out and got drunk every Saturday night. Funnily enough, I had been through that phase for a couple of months following the euphoria of turning 18, but just before this record was released I had come to my senses and realised that not only was I pissing my money up against a wall, but that pubs and the people who inhabited them were the most boring people in the world. I still went clubbing on occasions, but that was through a genuine love of the music. In hindsight, my train of thought back then was also a good one for health reasons.
The single was not exactly banned by Radio One, but they didn't play it very often. As it struggled to number 25, it looked as though their run of consecutive top ten hits was about to end. But it then surprisingly shot up to number six before falling back to number 22.


26  

Shakin' Stevens

  Marie Marie
Shaky's first ever top 20 hit, and it peaked at number 19. Shaky caused me great embarrassment a few years ago. I bought his 'Greatest Hits' cassette for 99p a few years ago and my Hi Fi tape deck decided to stop functioning while that tape was inside it. Try as I might, I just couldn't get the thing out. So a few months later, I finally plucked up the courage to take it for repair (I was so embarrassed). The man got the tape out and handed it to me with a smirk on his face, but said that he couldn't do anything with the tape deck. So I went through all that for nothing !


27  

Splodgenessabounds

  Two Little Boys / Horse
A punk cover of the Rolf Harris number one from 1969. For what it was, it was quite good in a bizzarre kind of way and peaked at number 26. Splodge never made the top 40 again, despite putting a medley of Cowboy themes together for their June 1981 single "Cowpunk Medlum".


28  

Nolans

  Gotta Pull Myself Together
It really bugs me when people ridicule the Nolans. Many of these people would have been humming along to their songs Twenty years ago, but would no doubt deny it now. The Nolans recorded some of the best pop songs of the early '80s, and even though they didn't write their own material, they had the voices that made them such big hits. I have met and chatted to Linda Nolan on three occasions, and she is a lovely person, certainly no prima donna. My wife, as well as meeting Linda, has also met Bernie, Anne, Maureen and Colleen and teels me that they are nice too.
Since the heady days of this reaching number nine in the chart, a lot has happened to the sisters. Linda left soon after the hits dried up and spent nine consecutive summer seasons starring on Blackpool's Central Pier, before moving to the South Pier for a couple of seasons. During that time, she also made regular appearances on James Whale's late Friday night TV show. Since then, she has continued to work the summer holiday circuit at various venues (usually near to her home town of Blackpool), and also appeared in Panto. Bernie and Colleen stayed with the group until the mid '90s, before Colleen retired from the business to be a full time mother. Bernie did some solo shows and appeared in the magnificant musical 'Oh What a Night' alongside Kid Creole (as well as other musicals, I think). Then in 2000 she joined the cast of the popular soap 'Brookside'. Hopefully, this will not be for long and she will get back to singing, as she is one of the best vocalists in the UK.
As for Anne and Maureen, they are part of a new Nolans line up that also includes Anne's daughter 'Amy' and their niece 'Julia Sinclair' (Amy & Julia are also two thirds of a new group called 'Third Base' who are tipped for stardom). I was fortunate enough to see the new look Nolans at the Grand Theatre in Blackpool last Monday evening. The thing is, it was a new new look. Anne was unwell, so Colleen came out of retirement for the night. The new girls fitted in very well, Maureen is as beautiful as she ever was, and Colleen still has that cuteness about her that she had twenty years ago (she's my favourite).


29  

Coffee

  Casanova
This peaked at number 13, but I always thought of it as being a much bigger hit. It's probably due to hearing it so often on the radio. To be honest, I found this quite a boring record too. I quite liked their follow up "Slip And Dip", but that only got as high as number 57.


30  

Mike Berry

  The Sunshine Of Your Smile
This was Mike's first hit for over 17 years, and he peaked at number nine with it. His only other appearance inside the top ten was when "Don't You Think It's Time" made number six in January 1963. This wasn't quite Mike's last chart hit, but I can't help feeling that he was better suited to his role in the TV Sitcom 'Are You Being Served'.


31  

Sheena Easton

  9 To 5
Sheena Easton was having one of the biggest hit singles of the year with her number three peaking first hit single. This was retitled "Morning Train" when released in the USA, where it sped to number one. A strange bit of trivia about Sheena is that John Peel used to regularly play her new singles as they were released right in the middle of all his Indie stuff, and Christened himself and his listeners the 'Sheena Barmy Army'.


32  

Jam

  Start
What were the Jam doing ?
They had finally got the commercial success they deserved with the previous "Going Underground" single, but then they released this. It used the exact same riff as the Beatles' "Taxman", and while that kind of thing may be considered the height creativity these days, it was considered a little naughty back then.
As far as the success of the single went, it didn't really matter. At that time they could record any old rubbish and it was sure to go to number one, and sure enough, it did manage a single week at the top. On the other hand, the B Side was a much better song titled "Liza Radley" (Eleanor Rigby anyone ?).


33  

Piranhas

  Tom Hark
Maybe we weren't being spoilt that much. The Piranhas reached number six with this cover of 'Elias And His Jive Flutes' number two hit from 1958. Ted Heath had also taken it to number 24 in 1958 (no, not THAT Ted Heath).


34  

Beat

  Best Friend / Stand Down Margaret
"Best Friend" was a good typical Beat song and this number 22 hit is probably remembered by very few. On the other hand "Stand Down Margaret" was a vicious attack on the then Prime Minister 'Margaret Thatcher'. It appears that our 'lovely' Prime Minister didn't listen to the radio much back then. But ten years later she was listening to Alan Freeman on a Sunday afternoon playing the chart from 1980. The rest is history.


35  

Ian Dury

  I Want To Be Straight
After a year away, Ian had returned with a single that had quite an ironic title considering his disability. But it wasn't about that, and neither was it about his sexuality. No, this number 22 peaking single was about having a straight mind, free from the effects of drugs and drink. And I always thought that Ian looked as though he often used a pint and a couple of dodgy substances.


36  

David Bowie

  Ashes To Ashes
This single was complimented by one of the best video promos ever made. This single also saw a considerable upturn in fortunes for him after his last single "Alabama Song" had only reached number 23. This one spent two weeks at the top. But David is no stranger to this type of behavior. He's had three solo number one singles, and each one of them has been the follow up to a single that hasn't really done 'that' well (18, 23, 26).
There's something else about this single though. My Nana (Grandmother) passed away on Saturday August 9th 1980. Just three days later, this single entered the chart. As if that wasn't enough, two weeks later the highest new entry was Gary Numan's "I Die You Die", and two weeks later the highest new entry honours went to Queen with "Another One Bites the Dust". Conspiracy ?
Or did Black Sabbath get it right when "Paranoid" re-entered the chart the week after Bowie ?


37  

XTC

  Generals And Majors / Don't Lose Your Temper
Nice to see XTC back with a song that didn't mention me. Such a shame that a great song like this was peaked at number 32. They may not have been the greatest band ever, but they never really had the number of hits that I felt they deserved.


38  

Matchbox

  When You Ask About Love
I didn't like the first three hits by Matchbox at all. So, I was pleasantly surprised when they released this cover of a 'Crickets' song. I'm not saying that it was one of the best singles of the year or anything like that, but it was a really pleasant song that peaked at number four and spent nine weeks in the top 40.


39   Village People   Can't Stop The Music
Surprisingly the Village People were not included in the 'Disco Criminals' section of Channel Four's 'Disco Inferno'. Maybe it's because the wally-like "YMCA" & "In The Navy" had been followed by "Go West" and this final hit. It was the title track from their film and not a bad song at all. It just failed to reach the top ten by peaking at number Eleven. Not sure about "Milkshake" on the B Side though.


40  

Gilbert O'Sullivan

  What's In A Kiss
A nice comeback for Gilbert after five years away from the top 40. He'd now broken free from Gordon Mills' management and production, and was also in the process of sueing Gordon for unpaid royalties. This was his only hit on the CBS label and peaked at number 19. Gilbert won his court case, but never made the top 40 again. The closest he came was when his "So What" became a popular club record and made number 70 in 1990.




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Disclaimer All comments concerning the quality of the songs in this and any other chart, are purely my opinion and not a statement of fact. I believe that we are all equal when it comes to deciding what makes a good song. I do not believe that good songs have to be serious or dull. I am of the opinion that if a single sells many copies, then many people like it, so it must be good whether I like it or not. Good music is everything YOU like, and it's also everything I like.

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